Free Website Review

Send me your website. I will tell you what is wrong with it.

An honest written report on your current site, four pages or more, in plain English, whether or not you hire me. Each one takes me a couple of hours and costs you nothing.

Back within a week. Written by a person. Yours to keep either way.

Seal reading honest work, real results

Request your review

No website? Send your Google Business Profile or Facebook page instead.
Free. No card, no call required. One email back with the report attached.

What you get

Four things, looked at properly, in four pages or more.

The same four dimensions every time, each graded, each finding with what I saw, why the problem matters, and what good looks like. Then the five biggest fixes for your business.

Design and brand

Does it look like a business someone would hand a credit card to? Where does the eye go first, and should the eye go there?

Copy and messaging

Can a stranger tell what you do, where, and why you, inside ten seconds? Does any page ask for the call?

Local search and AI visibility

Do you show up in Maps for your own trade in your own town? What do the AI tools say when someone asks about you?

Speed and mobile

How long it takes to load on a phone with two bars, and what breaks when it gets there.

A sample

What one looks like.

A real review of a real site, eight pages, with the company's name removed. I picked a site better than most. What is working, a scorecard, every finding graded, and the five biggest fixes.

Sample website review

A heating and plumbing company

HVAC and plumbing, the Midwest

A-Design and brand
BCopy and messaging
B+Local search and AI
A-Speed and mobile

Why free

There is no catch, so here is the reason.

Some people who get a review hire me afterward. Most do not, and I am fine with either. The list is yours to hand to your current vendor or whoever you hire next.

I would rather show you how I think than tell you. A site saying "we build beautiful websites" makes a claim. A review is evidence.

Turnaround

1week, or I tell you when

If yours will take longer, because of Mule Day or because your site has forty pages, I will tell you when to expect the report. Late and honest beats fast and shallow.

Questions

Before you send it.

Is the review free?

Yes. No card and no call required. You get one email with the report attached, and one more a week later asking whether the report helped.

What if I do not have a website?

Send your Google Business Profile or your Facebook page instead. I will tell you what a site would do for you beyond those two.

Will you try to sell me something?

The review ends with what I would do first and roughly what the work would cost. No other pitch. If you want more, you ask.

Who writes it?

I do. I am Ryan Boomershine, and I build every Sticky Mule site. Tools run the speed and search checks. I write the critique myself.